Have Ye No Homes To Go To

What is going on in the minds of the regulars who line the bar in Paddy Macs'

Tonight all is not as it seems...

John Michael is on the road to fame, and he is in love - with another mans' wife

Joe Dolan must choose between the two women in his life - his mother or his girlfriend

As for Davey Brady - if he's the stud he reckons he is, why isn't his wife pregnant?

Paul Simo Simpson is a happy man, the local factory is closing down - music to the ears of a moneylender

Meanwhile:

Debbie Collins is lying in the bath - How could she have been so stupid?